go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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