he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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