he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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