Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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