It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
