I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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