just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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