i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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