I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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