"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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