I like to think it a success when the cops are called
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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