Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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