Already got asked if we're dating
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
