Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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