He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Randomize
