ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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