Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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