Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
