ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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