She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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