I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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