soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Come see our sink grown plant.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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