I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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