Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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