I want to make a zoo with you.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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