Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
