Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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