i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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