When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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