this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
