I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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