i think my tv is drunk
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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