remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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