Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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