I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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