clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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