We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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