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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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