she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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