Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you will always have a special place in my vag
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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