just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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