im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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