everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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