I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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