I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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