you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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