it was like his penis was on wheels.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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