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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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