He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
You were trust falling into bushes
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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