Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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