Tell her she can't have a vagina
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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